Congratulations, suitor.
Your application to book a wedding date with Sabah has passed the initial review. Of the 8,412 applications received this year, yours has been placed at position 8,412, a result the Office describes as technically possible.
Every approved suitor is assigned exactly one (1) date. The date is chosen by the Office. The Office does not take questions.
Who are you?
Select the identity your application was filed under. Impersonating another suitor is, frankly, flattering.
Choose your date.
The Office has provisionally released three slots. Choose with hope.
This date has been taken.
February 14, 2089
Pierre reserved it 0.4 seconds before your click. The Office congratulates Pierre, again.
As a gesture of goodwill, you have been assigned the next available date. Please do not despair in the waiting room.
Your new date has been assigned
February 29, 2144
That is — in the future.
- File
- № SBH-0000
- Bride
- Sabah
- Suitor
- —
- Requested
- February 14, 2089
- Queue position
- 8,412
- Estimated wait
- —
The date is not negotiable. Suitor entries are non-transferable and non-refundable. Should the bride marry another, this ticket expires without notice. The Office thanks you for your patience, all of it.